Posted by
Jonathan Cooke on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 4:39:25 PM
Environmentally conscious individuals concerned with the human population damaging “Mother Earth” should immediately report to neutering facilities.
How much is your carbon footprint? Enough to have your sexual organs rendered useless? According to Barry Walters, an obstetrics professor at the University of Western Australia and the King Edward Memorial Hospital in Perth, human births are so damaging to the environment that in his opinion those people who undergo voluntary sexual sterilization should be granted income tax reductions. (Yes, it’s a government-funded university; private institutions don’t hire nut jobs like him.)
Babies are causing global warming? In the professor’s own words, “Every newborn baby in Australia represents a potent source of greenhouse gas emissions for an average of 80 years, not simply by breathing but by the profligate consumption of resources typical of our society,” The professor did not indicate whether or not he had any children of his own, although I’m assuming that anyone spouting off garbage like this has probably not touched a woman without being subsequently issued a restraining order.
Now far from being against this, as you might expect, I am actually wholeheartedly supporting this concept. With the utmost of seriousness I can truthfully say that anyone who is so convinced that mankind is responsible for global warming and is destroying the planet to the point that they believe human sterilization is an answer, should be sterilized immediately. Without delay, post-haste, chop-chop, right bloody now! I think it is a wonderful gesture on behalf of these idiots that they are willing to remove themselves from the gene pool and could not possibly encourage them more.
Please do what you can to encourage them to follow through, and within a single generation perhaps, we could alleviate ourselves of the idiocy of the buffoons.
Jonathan RF Cooke
18 December, 2007
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Sources:
"Baby tax needed to save planet, claims expert", News.com.au, 10 DEC 2007